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Για ένα χρόνο βέβαια (4 μήνες θα παίξει) αλλά πλάκα θα 'χει!

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Kawhi Leonard στο Toronto

DeMar DeRozan στο San Antonio


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Pursue success in serenity
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Τον έστειλε στην εξορία ο Ποπ.

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HISTORY:

Dwight David Howard was born December 8, 1985, to two parents. I could look up who those two parents are, but instead let’s say his dad was Wilt Chamberlain, on account of his boning ability, and his mom was Goro from Mortal Kombat, on account of his shoulders. The doctor made no note of Dwight’s shoulders at birth, but he did describe the newborn as “a bad locker room presence”.

Dwight had a normal childhood, shoulder-wise, and even when he was drafted his shoulders weren’t big enough to distract from his actual existing braces. Dwight’s shoulders slowly grew through his first four years in the NBA though, with widespread attention being brought to them in the 2008 Slam Dunk Contest, in which Dwight performed his winning dunk as his crime-stopping alter ego “Shouldersman”. The dunk was so impressive that it actually restarted judge Julius Erving’s heart, which no one noticed had abruptly stopped beating earlier in the competition. Upon regaining consciousness, Erving gave the dunk an eight out of ten.

After a 3-peat of DPOY awards and a trip to the finals, Dwight’s dominance as the best center in the league started to wane. In 2012, Howard reportedly missed 35 practices with the Orlando Magic, citing scheduling conflicts with his many parent-teacher conferences. That was a joke, by the way. Dwight doesn’t know where his kids go to school.

After a messy break from the Magic, Dwight headed to Los Angeles to make more children and play alongside a macaroni sculpture of Steve Nash. Hopes were high for the Lakers, but the team never reached it’s full potential due to a number of problems, including injuries to the sculpture of Steve Nash which, again, was made of fragile, dried macaroni. The seemingly stacked team was swept in the first round of the playoffs. Dwight and his shoulders left LA at the end of the season, seeing the writing on the wall, which spelled “GET OUT” and was written in blood by teammate Kobe Bryant.

Before starting his next season in Houston, Dwight hit the gym hard. Man, he was working on his shoulders every damn day in every way he could think of, he was taking all the groceries from his car to his house in a single trip like some roided up lunatic, he was picking up his kids for the first time in their lives, then putting them down, then picking them up again, just to get a workout in. He was determined to make this his year, and he had new, oddly specific goals; He was gonna make his shoulders the most iconic physical trait in the NBA. What was his competition? He couldn’t think of any

Dwight landed in Houston, already wearing his Rockets jersey (It was actually a t-shirt when he put it on, but his shoulders are so big at this point that they burst through any shirt he tries to wear, making it a jersey) and ready to take his crown. James Harden met him when he got off the plane, they shook hands, Dwight was called for a foul, and Harden took two free throws. A couple weeks in, practice was going great. Dwight thought this year was gonna be his season, until one day, when browsing the Rocket’s online store, Dwight started noticing all the beard-related James Harden merchandise, and not noticing all the shoulder-related Dwight Howard merchandise, because there wasn’t any.

How could he have been so stupid? Of course James harden has the most iconic physical trait in the NBA, beards are a “thing” right now. Dwight couldn’t wait till shoulders were a “thing”, that’s gonna be dope, because it will definitely happen. But, for now, he was pretty steamy about all this.

At team workouts the next day, Harden was struggling to bench press two helium filled balloons. “Hey, could I get a spot?” He asked Dwight. Dwight silently nodded, knowing this was his chance. He got in spotting position, fingers on the bar that, if dropped, could end James Harden and his beard, making Dwight’s shoulders the #1 physical trait in the whole NBA. At that very second, two imaginary shoulders appeared on Dwight’s not-imaginary shoulders, one with red horns and a pitchfork, the other with angel wings and a halo, a la The Emperor’s New Groove.

“Do it! Drop the bar!” Sneered the Devil shoulder, who was trying a little too hard.

“Don’t drop it! Think of the Kardashians!” said the Angel shoulder, with a reference that was very relevant at the time this story takes place.

Dwight didn’t know what to do. Should he take his chance to end his only competition, or should he not murder James Harden? It was a tough decision, but then Dwight remembered that if he committed murder, his children would always know where he lived, because he’d live in jail. He would have no excuse to not see them, and he couldn’t let that happen.

Dwight held the bar while James Harden finished working out. “Hey, I’m not sure why I’m saying this, because obviously you never considered doing it, but thanks for not murdering me, it would have been really easy.” said Harden. They high-fived, Harden took 2 free throws, and Dwight gave up on his dream shoulders, leaving for atlanta a couple seasons later.

And that’s the true history of his shoulders. Let’s move on.
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HISTORY:
Dwight David Howard was born December 8, 1985, to two parents. I could look up who those two parents are, but instead let’s say his dad was Wilt Chamberlain, on account of his boning ability, and his mom was Goro from Mortal Kombat, on account of his shoulders. The doctor made no note of Dwight’s shoulders at birth, but he did describe the newborn as “a bad locker room presence”.
Dwight had a normal childhood, shoulder-wise, and even when he was drafted his shoulders weren’t big enough to distract from his actual existing braces. Dwight’s shoulders slowly grew through his first four years in the NBA though, with widespread attention being brought to them in the 2008 Slam Dunk Contest, in which Dwight performed his winning dunk as his crime-stopping alter ego “Shouldersman”. The dunk was so impressive that it actually restarted judge Julius Erving’s heart, which no one noticed had abruptly stopped beating earlier in the competition. Upon regaining consciousness, Erving gave the dunk an eight out of ten.
After a 3-peat of DPOY awards and a trip to the finals, Dwight’s dominance as the best center in the league started to wane. In 2012, Howard reportedly missed 35 practices with the Orlando Magic, citing scheduling conflicts with his many parent-teacher conferences. That was a joke, by the way. Dwight doesn’t know where his kids go to school.
After a messy break from the Magic, Dwight headed to Los Angeles to make more children and play alongside a macaroni sculpture of Steve Nash. Hopes were high for the Lakers, but the team never reached it’s full potential due to a number of problems, including injuries to the sculpture of Steve Nash which, again, was made of fragile, dried macaroni. The seemingly stacked team was swept in the first round of the playoffs. Dwight and his shoulders left LA at the end of the season, seeing the writing on the wall, which spelled “GET OUT” and was written in blood by teammate Kobe Bryant.
Before starting his next season in Houston, Dwight hit the gym hard. Man, he was working on his shoulders every damn day in every way he could think of, he was taking all the groceries from his car to his house in a single trip like some roided up lunatic, he was picking up his kids for the first time in their lives, then putting them down, then picking them up again, just to get a workout in. He was determined to make this his year, and he had new, oddly specific goals; He was gonna make his shoulders the most iconic physical trait in the NBA. What was his competition? He couldn’t think of any
Dwight landed in Houston, already wearing his Rockets jersey (It was actually a t-shirt when he put it on, but his shoulders are so big at this point that they burst through any shirt he tries to wear, making it a jersey) and ready to take his crown. James Harden met him when he got off the plane, they shook hands, Dwight was called for a foul, and Harden took two free throws. A couple weeks in, practice was going great. Dwight thought this year was gonna be his season, until one day, when browsing the Rocket’s online store, Dwight started noticing all the beard-related James Harden merchandise, and not noticing all the shoulder-related Dwight Howard merchandise, because there wasn’t any.
How could he have been so stupid? Of course James harden has the most iconic physical trait in the NBA, beards are a “thing” right now. Dwight couldn’t wait till shoulders were a “thing”, that’s gonna be dope, because it will definitely happen. But, for now, he was pretty steamy about all this.
At team workouts the next day, Harden was struggling to bench press two helium filled balloons. “Hey, could I get a spot?” He asked Dwight. Dwight silently nodded, knowing this was his chance. He got in spotting position, fingers on the bar that, if dropped, could end James Harden and his beard, making Dwight’s shoulders the #1 physical trait in the whole NBA. At that very second, two imaginary shoulders appeared on Dwight’s not-imaginary shoulders, one with red horns and a pitchfork, the other with angel wings and a halo, a la The Emperor’s New Groove.
“Do it! Drop the bar!” Sneered the Devil shoulder, who was trying a little too hard.
“Don’t drop it! Think of the Kardashians!” said the Angel shoulder, with a reference that was very relevant at the time this story takes place.
Dwight didn’t know what to do. Should he take his chance to end his only competition, or should he not murder James Harden? It was a tough decision, but then Dwight remembered that if he committed murder, his children would always know where he lived, because he’d live in jail. He would have no excuse to not see them, and he couldn’t let that happen.
Dwight held the bar while James Harden finished working out. “Hey, I’m not sure why I’m saying this, because obviously you never considered doing it, but thanks for not murdering me, it would have been really easy.” said Harden. They high-fived, Harden took 2 free throws, and Dwight gave up on his dream shoulders, leaving for atlanta a couple seasons later.
And that’s the true history of his shoulders. Let’s move on.

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I'm trying, Jennifer


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Αποσύρθηκε ο Manu.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBA_2K19

 

Από all-star starter σε 2K cover...

Αδιανόητα πράγματα για ένα παιδί που έπαιζε στα Σεπόλια πριν πεντέξι ξέρω γω χρόνια.

 

Τεράστιο σιντερέλα στόρι για έναν ελληνονιγηριανό που θα γυάλιζε ακόμα πάγκο σε οποιαδήποτε ελληνική ομάδα.

(ενώ ήτανε -ιτς και μίλαγε σπαστά μετά από 50 χρόνια στην ελλάδα, θα ήταν θρύλος, αρχηγός, και τσιμπουκωνόμενος καθημερινά από τους ΑΡΔ σαν Ουζουνίδης)



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Και εννοείται θα σκόραρε το πολύ 12 πόντους μέσο όρο και θα μιλάγαμε για παίκτη που κάνει πολλές δουλειές στο γήπεδο.



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Hedo Turkoglou. BALL.

(μπλαστ φρομ δε παστ)

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τι εγινε?
γιατι τοσο ησυχια εδω?
μουνακι ζαρα σου εφυγε ο χεζονια για την ομαδα του τσαντλερ και του τζοι
και απο την τσαντιλα απαντας μονο στο κομ?

ΤΣΑΜΠΙΟΝΙ


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λιωνω στο 2κ... πειτε με ποια ομαδα να αρχισω career ? 


Quote Originally Posted by ALati
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λιωνω στο 2κ... πειτε με ποια ομαδα να αρχισω career ?


ατλαντα χοκς

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ατλαντα χοκς

 

:blink:  :blink:  :blink:  αμα σου πω οτι αυτο σκεφτομουν... λογω Trae Young. 

LOL 


Quote Originally Posted by ALati
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δε σε ξερω νομιζεις τοσα χρονια?
τα ιδια λιβερπουλιανα μυαλα με τον g.m τους εχεις.
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ΤΣΑΜΠΙΟΝΙ


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ΕΠΙΤΕΛΟΥΣ ΞΕΚΙΝΗΣΕ.



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Jayson Tatum remember the name 


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ΕΠΙΤΕΛΟΥΣ ΞΕΚΙΝΗΣΕ.

 

αυτα που ηξερες να τα ξεχασεις

πλεον μετα απο καθε workout και σωστη διατροφη (ρισπεκτ μπρο) θελεις και recovery. τερμα τα ξενυχτια υπνος απο τις 12 


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αχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχα

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Jayson Tatum remember the name


Άργησες έναν χρόνο. :P




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